Weird Bible Stories, Part 1

You probably saw this on your Facebook news feed a few weeks ago. Britain’s “Daily Mail” loves to hype things like this. But could it be true? Let’s find out.

The Bible is a marvelous book full of inspiring and life changing stories. It also has its share of odd, weird stories. Like the one about the talking snake. And the other one about the talking donkey. Some Bible stories read like a Netflix Original, a show full of liars and cheaters, spies and political intrigue, and even murderers.

The last book of the Bible, Revelation, is a book that is one complete weird story. It is also the most misunderstood, misinterpreted, and abused book of the Bible, so its inherent weirdness is compounded by all the dopey ideas floating around the Internet.

On September 23, 2017, there will be an astronomical event that some people think will be a fulfillment of Revelation 12. That chapter is a fascinating chapter in and of itself, and we’ll take a very close look at it over the next two studies. But to answer the question of whether or not it will be fulfilled on September 23, 2017, the short answer is: “definitely not.”  And here’s why.

There is a persistent desire – a need, really – among Christians to feel vindicated.  Vindication of our faith is a Biblical promise.  Our faith will become sight when our Lord returns, but we want it now. We desperately want our faith, especially in the Bible, to be proven true. We want to be able to say to unbelievers and skeptics, “See? I told you so.” And because of this, we are very quick to latch onto any teaching having to do with Bible prophecy as it relates to the end times.

God’s prophecies come true, man’s do not

Since the beginning, man has been looking for the “signs” of God’s involvement with His creation and of His personal interest in we who take our relationship with Him seriously.  We can think of “putting out a fleece” to discover God’s will. And how many of us have used traffic lights to interpret God’s direction? If it turns red before I get there, it’s a sign that I should do such-and-such a thing. That’s how some Christians use made-up signs on the micro scale. On the macro scale, many Christians through out the 20th and now the 21st centuries have tried to tie certain earth changes – like earthquakes, tidal waves, droughts, etc. – and astronomical events – like the infamous Blood Moons, eclipses, etc. – to the Second Coming and of the end of time. Without exception, all those attempts haven’t worked out well and, in fact, have served to raise the level of skepticism among unbelievers. A very large segment of the evangelical church has an interest in Bible prophecies not yet fulfilled and has a tendency to make certain events happening now fit the prophecies written thousands of years ago. For example, nobody ever saw an atomic bomb in the Bible until after one was used. Nobody saw an airplane in Scripture until one was invented. While we should applaud their Biblical worldview, at the same time, we should all be discouraged from taking “secular liberties” with the Bible.

The truth is, there are many verses in the Bible that speak of “signs” God will use in the last days to get mankind’s attention. God has used all kinds of signs throughout the history of mankind, and they are all over the Old Testament. But the signs pointing to winding up history will be a little different. They will be so obvious; so extreme, that there will be no question.

There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. (Luke 21:25 – 28 | TNIV)

And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. (Genesis 9:12, 13 | TNIV)

These two examples refer to signs involving the sun, moon and stars and a rainbow, the first time it is mentioned in human history. But what we need to remember is that there were no telescopes or any other kind of visual aid to magnify the sun, moon and stars when Jesus spoke of signs in the sky.  There was virtually no light pollution to block the heavens from view, so when looking up at the night sky, a star gazer could see all kinds of stars and heavenly bodies.  Similarly, a rainbow could be easily seen with the naked eye.  These signs, one from the ancient past and fulfilled and one from the future yet to take place, will be seen by anybody on earth without any gadgets or gizmos.

Astronomers and scientists tell us there will be a unique planetary alignment on September 23 of this year. There is even a web page that keeps you abreast of the countdown. This event is so unprecedented (we are told), that Bible prophecy and end time watchers are convinced that it will be a fulfillment of the signs given in Revelation 12.

A great and wondrous sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. (Revelation 12:1 | TNIV)

There are basically two reasons why the astronomical event of September 23rd can’t have anything to do with the Bible. First, those claiming it does, resort to using astrology, not astronomy, to make it fit what John wrote in Revelation 12:1. The problem is, God absolutely forbids using astrology for anything.

When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you. (Deuteronomy 18:9 – 12 | TNIV)

The Hebrew behind “interprets omens” is obscure but important to know. It means “observer of clouds” or “gatherer of clouds.” It pictures a person who looks to the sky – not to God – for direction or guidance. When the Bible speaks of God using the sun and planets as signs for His people, it’s not referring to astrological signs!

Second, if the planetary alignment of September 23rd is a sign from God, who would see it on earth? When Revelation 12:1 was written, there were no telescopes and a sign from God was meant to be seen! Something happening out yonder in the universe that can’t be seen by man on earth can’t be sign be a sign from God. It can be an interesting event, but it has nothing to do with Bible prophecy.

What Revelation is about

So just what is Revelation 12 about? Let’s re-read the first verse again very closely:

A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. (Revelation 12:1 | TNIV)

John wrote “a great sign appeared in heaven.” He did not write “in the heavens,” but “in heaven.” As John saw this sign, he saw it in heaven because he was in heaven. He wasn’t dead, but God transported John to heaven to see certain things that would take place on earth in the future.  Here’s the verse that tells us that:

After this I looked, and there before me was a door standing open in heaven. And the voice I had first heard speaking to me like a trumpet said, “Come up here, and I will show you what must take place after this.” At once I was in the Spirit, and there before me was a throne in heaven with someone sitting on it. (Revelation 4:1, 2 | TNIV)

I told you the book of Revelation was weird! But John wasn’t the only person in the Bible transported to heaven to be shown things.

In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord, high and exalted, seated on a throne; and the train of his robe filled the temple. Above him were seraphim, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying. (Isaiah 6:1, 2 | TNIV)

I know a man in Christ who fourteen years ago was caught up to the third heaven. Whether it was in the body or out of the body I do not know—God knows. And I know that this man—whether in the body or apart from the body I do not know, but God knows—was caught up to paradise and heard inexpressible things, things that no one is permitted to tell. (2 Corinthians 12:2 – 4 | TNIV)

The prophet Isaiah was allowed a short peak into the Lord’s throne room.  This vision took place “in the year that King Uzziah died.”  It was an incredible thing that Isaiah saw, and it changed his life.

The apostle Paul also had an experience in heaven, and he was nothing if not honest as he recounted it. He’s humble so he refered to himself as “a man” or “this man,” but he made it clear he’s not sure how it happened. Was he in heaven boldly or not? He doesn’t know, but he does know he was in heaven. God allowed him to see things and hear things that, unlike John, he was not allowed to talk about.

So John wasn’t the first person to see into heaven. But he did tell people what he saw. And what he saw was stunning: Before his eyes, the apostle John saw the panorama of history unfold. I say “history” because even though John was given a glimpse into his and our futures, history is what prophecy really is: history written backwards; history written before it happens. God can do that, by the way. Man can’t possibly foretell his or anybody’s future, but God can because He exists far, far, beyond the confines of space and time. That’s what he told John before He gave John the visions that make up the bulk of Revelation:

I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, “who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty.” (Revelation 1:8 | TNIV)

God is like the alphabet. He is the A and the Z – His existence bookends the stream of time from beginning to end. Think of the alphabet as time. He existed before the letter “B” and He will outlive the letter “Y.”  He was around before time began and will be around long after it comes to an end.  And because he is the A and the Z, God is able to travel along the stream of time; He is able to see it as it happened and as it happens and as it will happen. To Him, the future is past and the past is present. That’s why we read verses like these:

But because of his great love for us, God, who is rich in mercy, made us alive with Christ even when we were dead in transgressions—it is by grace you have been saved. And God raised us up with Christ and seated us with him in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus, in order that in the coming ages he might show the incomparable riches of his grace, expressed in his kindness to us in Christ Jesus. (Ephesians 2:4 – 7 | TNIV)

Fascinating, isn’t it? God sees you and me – right now, today – already seated with Christ in “the heavenly realms.” But we haven’t even lived our lives yet! We’re not in heaven, yet God sees us there. He sees the future. And He sees us in heaven, where we belong. Think about that the next time you get down and discouraged. Think about that the next time you think God has forgotten about you. He hasn’t. He sees you as you will be, and where you will be. Today you’re stuck on earth, fighting the temptation to sin, struggling with doubts, just trying to keep your head above water, and God sees you in heaven. You just have to hang on and get from “here” to “there.”

Next time, we’ll put Revelation 12 under the microscope to discover what’s really going on in this weird and remarkable vision John saw in heaven.

 

 

 

 

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